Monday, May 20, 2019

May 20 – “That’s a Nope”


So … Back in College Station … We did indeed wake up to a bedbug crawling around big as day on the bed.  On Chris’ side of the bed.  Needless to say, she had a fit.  Chris, not the bug.  She also squished him mercilessly.

And then began the aftermath.  We registered our complaint with the front desk.  Young Elijah was horrified, and immediately called his general manager, all the while assuring us that the GM would be just as horrified and would no doubt comp us the room.  He walked into the back room to make the call, and when he returned he assured us that the GM would call us at least by 10:30.  It was around 8 at the time, so that sounded reasonable.  We bagged up everything per suggestions Chris found on the internet. Good ol’ Eliljah was very helpful when Chris requested a few large garbage bags for the purpose.  Finally we finished our breakfast, checked out, and headed for the George Bush Presidential Library. 

Aaaannnnd … 8:30 rolled around.  No call.  The library was pretty interesting.  It was our first ever presidential library.  Couldn’t find any books, though.  What’s a library without books?  Oh, wait, there were a lot of children’s books in one room showing how Mrs. Bush was into childhood literacy.  I guess that counts.  The history stuff was really interesting.  Replicas of random things related to his presidency were everywhere.  Probably the most impressive were all the gifts he received from foreign dignitaries.  Many were made from gold and precious jewels.  One odd thing kept popping up all over the library, though.  There were these boxes, I think designed to get you to donate to the library.  And sitting on top of every box was a dog.  Same dog, or at least it looked like the same one.  Stuffed, to be sure, but it was everywhere.  Well, at the end of the tour I had had enough.  I couldn’t save everyone, but I did manage to redeem the life of a tiny little version of that same dog.  It came with a name tag.  George.  But Chris told me it was a girl dog.  Something about the dog the Bush’s had while in office.  A girl named George.  Huh.  Oh, well. It worked for me. The gardens out back were nice as well.  Not as impressive as the ones at the Rose Emporium, but nice. 

But I digress.  9:30 – no call. 
10:30 – no call.  Apparently the GM wasn’t as horrified as was poor Elijah.
11:30 – still no call.  We finished our presidential library tour and stopped back by the hotel. Elijah tried to call the GM again.  This time he couldn’t raise him.  He assured me the GM “takes care of people.”  Not sure what people or what the definition of “takes care of” is. 
12:30 - nope
1:30 – nope

We stopped at Bucees for lunch as usual.  Back in our traveling routine.  On the way there I got a phone call from the groom of the evening beach wedding I was on my way back to Galveston to officiate. Could I make it a few hours earlier than planned?  Fortunately we were already well on the way so that wasn’t a problem. They were trying to beat the forecasted weather. 

2:30 – nope
3:30 – nope

We were home by the next “nope,” and I got ready for the wedding while Chris prepared to go to Cailyn’s softball game. 

So the wedding was held on East Beach.  Far East Beach.  Like, we could have touched the cruise ship as it sailed away from the Island East Beach.  After trying the first entrance and running into nothing but a wave of people, I finally located the wedding party.  Amidst some high beach winds (and no rain) we managed to get the ceremony performed and the couple officially hitched.  I even got back in time to see some of Cailyn’s game. 

And still … nope on the phone call.

It is now Monday morning.  Still a nope on the GM call.  This is where I call the number on my Gold status card and take the complaint to the next level.  We’ll see how that goes …

James 4:7 says, “Submit yourselves, then to God.  Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.”

Father, be with the couple just starting out on their marriage journey.  Amen.

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