Tuesday, April 17, 2018

April 17 – “The Short Cut – Loose Ends”


The Short Cut has officially accomplished its purpose.  We made it to Waco.  Simple trip, right?  Just up the road a piece, right?  Absolutely.  Just the one short cut.

So what wonders befell us this fine short cutted day?  Well, we decided to tie up some loose ends.  We have been to this area before, but there were some things we didn’t get to do.  We were first considering going on a hike up to some enchanted rock, but the weather was absolutely out of control.  It was 40 degrees when we woke up, but by noon it was over 80.  Just crazy.  Since we didn’t know how to dress for a hike in coldish/sweltering weather, we chose to bypass the hike this time.

Next on the list was the LBJ Ranch.  What was such the appeal there?  Well, it is a national landmark, so that means they have stamps for our national parks book.  Gotta get the stamps.  The thing we missed last time was the tour of the White House of the West.  The place LBJ spent more than a third of his time while he was president.  It was a pretty cool place, too.  Everything has been restored to what it was like when LBJ was in residence.  History.  Always a plus.  Of course Chris took a boatload of pictures.  So many that the card on the camera got filled up and she had to switch to her phone.  Oh, and we met Bart and Bo.  Bartholomew Bison (Bart, the buffalo.  We saw some buffalo right before turning into the park) and Little Bovine Johnson (Bo, the Hereford cow.  We had to stop several times inside the park, either to take a picture of them or to let one cross the road in front of us).  They both enjoyed our company so much that they decided to come on the rest of our trip with us. 

The second half of the tour was in a totally different site.  We had to drive into downtown Johnson City (named after LBJ’s great grandpa or uncle or somebody else, not him) to see the house he was brought up in (different stamp involved for the book).  But, the tours were shut down until after lunch.  Now, there was one other matter of unfinished business.  We never ate at the Bluebonnet Café in Marble Falls.  And Marble Falls was only 22 miles away.  So off we flew.  There was a line out the door when we arrived, but they let us cut because there were just two of us and we didn’t mind sitting at “The Counter” (Whatever that meant).  The Café was like entering into a time warp.  The place was packed with people.  We were indeed seated at an actual counter like you see in old pictures.  The waitress took our order, and we didn’t even have to wait long.  Chris had chicken fried steak.  I had fried chicken livers, fried okra, corn on the cob and a salad.  Had to go healthy, right?  The portions were huge.  And the place is also known for its pies, so we ordered a slice of chocolate cream.  Nice.  We also bought a whole apple pie to take with us to Josh’s.  It is his favorite. 

After lunch we backtracked to Johnson City for the next stamp at the extended campus.  The boyhood home tour was more about LBJ’s Mom than anything else.  Apparently she was quite the strong personality.  Oh, and in the gift shop, who should we find waiting for us but Him.  Well, I guess maybe it was an extension of Him.  Or maybe Her.  Confused yet?  Those were the names of LBJ’s dogs.  He wasn’t very creative in that realm.  Actually, when we decided to adopt our little guy we found out that he already had a name beyond “Him.”  Little Beagle Johnson.  Sensing a pattern here?  LBJ?  Anyway, no one wants to be called Lil Beagle, so we shortened it to Beeg. 

After the make-up tours were completed we were finally ready to reap the benefits of the trip.  We headed on towards Waco.  After a lengthy texting conversation with Nathan in Chris’ name (She was driving, so she told me what to say.  She started the whole thing off by stunning us all.  Something about her thinking about getting a tattoo of a bluebonnet?), and a secondary short cut to track down a possible tour of a winery (Nathan sent us a location not ten miles from where we were.  Ain’t technology grand?  No tours there, though.  Just tasting), we had to stop in a random parking lot because the brake light in the car suddenly came on.  After we restarted the car, it went off again, but lo and behold, what should be the absolute centerpiece of this otherwise empty lot?  None other than the World’s Largest Spur.  I don’t know how to wear a spur, much less use one.  But this one was bigger than a house.  OK.  I’m good now.  Great vacation.

On a different note, we went through such booming metropolises as Pidcoke and Topsey.  Topsey was my favorite, though.  We got behind the school bus.  When it finally stopped, one child got off.  Just one.  Poor Topsey.  But then it must be tough living in a town named for a bunny rabbit.  And not even the main character bunny rabbit.  But I guess Topsey sounds more intriguing than Peter Rabbit-ville. 

We arrived in time to see some of Zakary’s track practice.  Christi had a great Mexican food dinner prepared for us, and by nine o’clock I couldn’t keep my eyes open.  The Astros game didn’t even start until nine (Seattle), so I left them to their own devices and went to sleep.  Kind of glad I missed that game, to tell you the truth.  Lost.  Now Keuchel is 0-3.  He’s not pitching bad, but they only scored one run for him.  The world champion offense is still on vacation.

Psalms 50:1 says, “The Mighty One, God, the Lord, speaks and summons the earth from the rising of the sun to the place where it sets.”

Father, thank you for our short cut mini-vacation.  Educational.  And a little bit fun.  Amen.

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