Saturday, February 14, 2015

February 14 – “Who’s your Valentine? A Treatise in Two Parts”

PART ONE 

Ah, what a question.  Who is your Valentine?  Who indeed.  For many years around my house the answer was pretty simple.  There was Chris and … that’s it.  Just Chris.  Oh, we still acknowledged my Mom and hers, but as far as Valentines go … one was more than I could handle.  Made it pretty simple raising three boys, too.  Lavish all your love on Mommy at least one day a year.  And that attention ended way too early for her taste, I’m sure, when the boys started discovering that those lovely young visions who sat near them in school kind of enjoyed the attention as well.  Now that was a phase worth watching.  It brought more than a few chuckles and “Aw-isn’t-that-cute’s.” 

Of course then came the “era of evil” as far as guys are concerned.  That’s when the young ladies realize the unbelievable power they wield over the poor, unsuspecting boys.  One furtive glance, one tiny hint of grin, one casual, seemingly meaningless “Hi” slipped in their direction turns the boys’ legs to jelly and their minds to mush.  This stage is where they sometimes learn, or are at least exposed to, the “words of wisdom about dating” from friends primarily, but perhaps a little from that strange creature who disappears into the master bedroom with Mom every night … Dad.  You know, little tidbits like, “Always find a reason to break up with your girlfriend just before Valentine’s Day, her birthday, and Christmas.  Otherwise you are trapped into that horrifying nightmare of buying her a present.”  Yikes.  But that’s a whole other story.  Any way you look at it, though, all of this leads to the inevitable heartbreak of all heartbreaks.  Sigh.  But somehow he lives through it.  He presses on and buries himself in sports or technology or, heaven forbid, schoolwork.

And then, finally, they find their one true love.  The perfection of personality wrapped in a vision of loveliness who for some outrageous reason actually seems to like him back.  OK.  I know that sounds rather junior-high-ish, and I also know that from the young guy’s perspective it has already happened too many times for him to count, but this one is different.  For one thing, they are both loosely considered adults now.  The guys, at least, are beginning to realize that the more time they spend with that one special sweetheart, the more of an investment he is making.  Oh, and he eventually comes to realize that there is an emotional investment going on as well.  Not that he even remotely understands it.  He just knows that she is “the one.”  Of course the girl has usually been living in that emotional investment from day one, or they wouldn’t have gotten this far in the relationship.  Now don’t get me wrong.  Just because he realizes there is something deeply emotional going on doesn’t mean that he is ready or willing to talk about it.  Oh, no.  The dreaded “share your feelings” moment is a closely guarded, inner turmoil, identity busting revelation that often is years in the making. 

Eventually his reasoning power starts to catch up with his all-in, “I’m here and dating no one else so what else am I supposed to do?” understanding of commitment. He realizes that there is something else she apparently wants from him, something she needs, a puzzle that he hasn’t figured out and she isn’t about to tell him the answer to.  Until one day it dawns on him … the “L” word.  She wants to hear it.  She needs to hear it.  And in his heart of hearts, he wants to say it.  But then the questions and doubts ring out in his mind.  Am I sure?  Is this really what I want?  What would this look like?  Until he finally gets to the real issue he’s struggling with … What if she doesn’t say it back?  What if I’m misreading this whole thing?  What if I have to start over and go through all this with someone else?  It’s almost more than he can bear.  But somehow he does it.  And thankfully, wonderfully, gloriously, she actually says it back. The “Love” barrier has officially been crossed.

That’s enough for a while.  She seems satisfied, happy even.  He is ecstatic.  He walks on air.  His chest puffs out just a little bit more.  He stands a little bit taller.  His standing among the rest of the guys has changed.  Oh, they may find ways to mock him, but deep down, the mockery truly means, “I am insanely jealous of you.”  The guy settles in.  This is … good.  Now, this period can last for wildly varying amounts of time.  But eventually the guy begins to notice that same sense of disquiet when they are together.  Oh, they still say, “I love you,” but it just seems like something is missing again.  Many guys mistake that feeling (I mean many, many guys.  Mistaking feelings is something we are really good at) and assume she is unhappy.  They respond either by running away (Rarely the best option.  See mention of “Starting over” above) or by showering her with excess attention.  She may like that at first, but it actually just exacerbates the problem.  See, she is expecting something forthcoming.  He just has no idea what that might be.  And if he can screw up enough courage to ask her, she won’t tell him.  “What’s wrong?” inevitable receives the “Nothing” answer, and once again he is confused.  See, he’s just supposed to know.  Somehow.

Meanwhile, totally unrelated to the wiles of his girlfriend, the guy has reached the point of no return.  With absolutely no knowledge of what she has been not-so-subtly hinting at for some time, he has decided to ask her to marry him.  He struggles to come up with the absolute best format for the big event.  What to do?  What to do?  Scare up some friends to do a flash mob of “I Think I Want to Marry You”?  I never understood all that hoopla myself.  I’m more of a “keep it simple and sweet” kind of guy.  I just took her to the most romantic dinner I could think of (Bonanza Steak House), where I handed her the receipt and said she “might want to save it for posterity.”  Then we went to what I considered the ultimate in romance, a Houston Astros baseball game.  Hey, they were playing the Dodgers at the time.  Of course I was so antsy about the ring in my pocket, we left before the end of the game, missed an extra inning thriller, and found my car antennae broken off on the parking lot.  After a mood-setter like that, how could she possibly say no?  See guys?  How hard can it be? 

TO BE CONTINUED ... 

1 Peter 4:8-9 says, “Above all, love each other deeply, because love covers over a multitude of sins.”

Father, thank you for gifting me with Chris.  She has been unbelievably understanding.  She’s had to be I guess.  It is me she agreed to marry.  Bless her.  Amen.

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