Saturday, August 27, 2016

August 27 – “Zumba hunter captured”

Well I guess you could say I finally got into a little bit of excitement yesterday.  The day started when Chris left for a dentist appointment and I went to the monthly Cops and Clergy breakfast.  I saw a Hitchcock officer who went to school with my big brother and said hi to him.  And I met the assistant chaplain of the Texas City Police Department.  Really nice guy.  But I had no sooner sipped my first taste of coffee than my phone went off with a text.  One of our Seasiders was getting ready to have surgery on her toe.

OK.  Quick back story there.  She teaches one of those Zumba classes.  One day she was practicing her Zumba moves at home.  When she slid her foot across the carpet, that big toe discovered an errant sewing needle lurking amid the threads.  It proceeded to embed itself into the bone of her foot and, to make matters worse, break off.  The minor emergency clinics were all closed, so she made her way to the emergency room.  Now from this point on I get a little fuzzy on the timeline and details, but it sounds like there was a series of unfortunate events.  Apparently the medical staff was fine.  But somewhere in there she was told by the office staff that before they would do the surgery required to remove the needle, she would have pay her entire medical deductible, an amount they did not have access to.  No payment plan was available since the surgery wasn’t considered an emergency.  They were told to return when they did have it, and the surgery would be scheduled at that time.  She decided to wait it out.  Also somewhere in there she was told by an ER resident that he would order a tetanus shot and send her home.  She left the ER around 3 in the morning and didn’t realize until she got home that she never received the shot.  After an hour or two of sleep she called the ER back around 8 to see if she could come back in and get the shot.  She was told she could, but would have to pay the ER visit fee as well as a doctor fee again.  Again, not happening.  So how did she the surgery scheduled?  As usual, it’s who you know.  Someone she works with knows a nursing administrator who greased some wheels, and suddenly they were treated like royalty.

So yesterday at the surgery, after they wheeled her away, her husband and I went to look for a place to eat.  A guy with a hospital nametag offered to help us, and ended up escorting us to the in-house Subway.  Along the way we chatted.  He said he was “One of the hospital administrators.”  He asked why we were there, so we told him the Reader’s Digest version of the surgery.  His eyes immediately arched.  He cocked his head to the side just a bit, like a dog trying to figure out a strange sound.  And then  he said, “I know your case.”  Apparently all the administrators now knew the case.  And he assured us they would be all over the situation.  Not sure what “all over the situation” actually meant to him, but the young couple was happy to have to the surgery completed and that needle taken out.  

Oh, any by the way, the surgery went well.  The surgeon couldn’t give her back the needle, though.  It was considered a “potential weapon,” so I guess it had to go into evidence lock-up.  Can’t be too careful with  those Zumba-hunting Nasty Native Needles.  Gotta capture ‘em and keep ‘em locked up.

1 Corinthians 12:12-13 says, “The body is a unit, though it is made up of many parts; and though all its parts are many, they form one body. So it is with Christ.  For we were all baptized by one Spirit into one body — whether Jews or Greeks, slave or free — and we were all given the one Spirit to drink.”


Father, help Heather heal quickly from her surgery.  Amen

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