Sunday, July 12, 2015

July 12 – “An unexpected blatteria diversion”

Project report … Vaughan garage.  Saturday. 

We attacked the garage yet again yesterday.  This time the goal was to get some shelves put up near the ceiling so we could eliminate the massive amount of clutter that had accumulated over the years without actually throwing too much away.  As I have said before, Chris has an amazing ability to envision a finished product out of a pile of what appears to the naked eye to be … well, junk. 

Now, as it usually happens with garages, before we could do anything we had to pull everything out.  Well, not everything all at once.  We started on the side of the room where the two rows of shelving would be.  And that proved to be a task in itself.  A bed frame for a bunk bed damaged by Hurricane Ike, numerous boxes, and a stack of old table extenders.  You know, those slats of wood that make your dining room table giant-sized for holiday meals.  These were also damaged by the storm, and the veneer was peeling badly.  And as I got the first tow outside and set them down, I discovered Babyland General Hospital, Pediatric Division … for roaches.  Roaches of all sizes leapt from behind that veneer.  A few of the hospital administrators - large, fat, juicy ones - made a feeble attempt to impede my progress, but sadly - for them – to no avail.  But there were also thousands of tiny versions that were unleashed into the cruel world well before their time.  And their sheer numbers, as well as their tiny stature, made it impossible for me to Godzilla them all.  I did my best, but when they are so small that they can hide in the tread of your shoe, what can a gigantic monster do?

We did get that first set of shelves hung and loaded … after a trip to Nathan’s for the impact drill screwdriver.  At least we found the studs this time.  We also managed to hang one of those contraptions for storing garden tools like a hoe and a rake.  Or in our case, three shovels, two rakes, a saw, a flounder gig and a home-made deep sea fishing gig.  We put our old milk crates on the first piece of wood and the second shelf on top of them.  And on that very top shelf we put stuff that we will probably never use.  Old vases.  A giant tea dispenser.  A box of – yep, I’m serious – pine cones.  Into the milk crates went the sleeping bags that we use for cousins’ sleepovers.  It all worked out well.  At least it was somewhere near the vision in Chris’ head. 

The shelves on the other side of the room were a bit easier to hang, but of course they came out off-line.  Had to add a piece of wood under one side to level them out.  We used some more milk crates to create a second shelf.  That group was located low enough that we could fit some of our taller storage bins on the very top. Did some adjusting so we would have a place for the fishing poles I use on a somewhat regular basis.  Still need one of those pole holders, but that’s a trip to Academy for another day. 

Getting everything back into the garage was the challenge of the decade.  I finally opened up the attic and crammed some stuff into the small remaining space up there.  Don’t forget to check that attic after we die, my Sons.  There are treasures up there you know not of. 

Job 38:36 says, “Who endowed the heart with wisdom or gave understanding to the mind?”


Father, open up some hearts at church today.  Amen.

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