We left as soon as we could after church. That meant listening to the Texans game on
the radio. At least we did that until I fell
asleep. Honestly, I’m kind of glad I missed
as much as I did. It’s kind of a dubious
distinction to hold a record like “most games in a row with a pick-six”
interception.” Ouch.
We made great time, though, and even got to
Waco in time to hear Josh’s evening teaching on angels and demons. He’s doing a big church version of the talk-back
class we had at Seaside years ago.
People turn in questions aroused by the morning sermon and he answers
some of them that evening. He did a good
job, of course. I was even welcomed by an
older guy (well, older than me) who didn’t know I was Josh’s Dad. He saw my Galveston Fire Department
shirt. He had been a volunteer fireman,
so he was just connecting with another member of the family. In fact that’s how he approached me. He pointed to the fire service emblem and
asked, “How’s your family?” Confused me
at first. I assumed he meant my wife and
kids, but when he kept talking about his department connection and how “once
you are involved with fire department, it stays in your blood,” I managed to
catch up to where he was coming from. He
was quite surprised when he found out my connection with Josh. He was excited enough to call his wife over
to meet me. She walked over from the back
of the church and he told her I was someone he wanted her to meet. She replied, “Well, I walked all the down
here to meet you, so you must be someone special.” How’s that for some introductory relationship
pressure? He explained the fire
department connection, and I introduced my “Josh’s Dad” connection. She didn’t seem all that impressed. She continued to be polite, though, and we
kept up the small talk. All of a sudden
she reached over and smacked her husband in the shoulder. That was totally random. Had nothing to do with our conversation. He and I were both flabbergasted. “You didn’t tell me he was Josh’s father.” He and I made eye contact and traded puzzled
looks. He started to reply but she
continued, “You said he was Josh’s father, but he’s not. He’s Josh’s father.” Now the men on the scene were really
confused. He gave up trying to explain,
looked at me and shrugged his shoulders.
Obviously exasperated, she turned to me and explained, “We know someone
else who has a Josh and I thought you were talking about that Josh, but you are
talking about the other Josh.” Of
course. I hastened to clarify that my
son was none other than “Pastor Josh, your new pastor. You know, the one with the pretty young wife
who is going to have a baby and the two other boys?” I added a nod in the direction of the boys
playing nearby to punctuate the comment.
“Oh,” she began, then continued at a whole other level of excitement, “Oh. Oh, that Josh.” And so we began our introductions anew, down
to a new handshake and new approach to small talk. Gotta love this whole senior citizen realm. This one is going into my notebook of goofy
things to do on purpose just because I’m old and can get away with it.
Psalms 116:8-9 says, “For you, O Lord, have delivered my soul from death, my eyes from tears,
my feet from stumbling, that I may walk before the Lord in the land of the
living.”
Father, thank you for welcomes of all
shapes and sizes. Amen.
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