Tuesday, April 14, 2015

April 14 – “Beware the Gojin”

I know I’ve told some imaginary friend stories over the years.  They usually center around that odd little imp who called himself Boy.  He first showed up when Kel was a youngster.  I suppose his task was to introduce the young innocent to all the finer points of misbehavior and mayhem.  Boy certainly received the blame for anything bad that happened around our house for several years.  He finally departed into the black hole of imaginatory nothingness that is the source of such companionship for children, and we figured we would never hear from him again.  But several years later the rascal was back, introducing himself to Josh and doing his best to lead this new youngster into all sorts of mischief.  Understand here … we never mentioned him to young Josh by name.  Never even mentioned the imaginary friend concept.  But when he arrived it was unmistakably Boy.  Once again he stayed with us for several years before quietly taking his leave.  As Nathan approached the “Boy years” we couldn’t decide whether to eagerly anticipate his return or do whatever we could to discourage it.  As it turned out, when Boy arrived into Nathan’s life he discovered that he had nothing to do.  Nathan was light years ahead of him already in the impishness department.  In fact I think Boy might have been more than a little bit intimidated by Nathan.

Now all that to say, we have a new imaginary friend in the family.  As far as I can tell, this one is not much like Boy at all.  In the first place he showed up much earlier than his predecessor.  And secondly, he has attached himself to a girl.  No, this one is not guiding Cailyn into the paths of naughtiness.  Remember who her Daddy is.  This new guy is a friend of two-year-old Noa.  I guess the IFB (Imaginary Friend Bureau) has lowered its limits of attack.  Noa introduced us to this creature the last time she and her brothers were over here without parents.  Gojin is this one’s name.  Not sure about the origin/etymology of that one, but it does have a genie kind of flavor to it.  So Gojin was quite an active little critter.  He enjoyed hanging around light fixtures and sometimes up on the roof.  That much we got from the BLT (Brothers’ Living Translation).  But she did have some things of her own to say.  Here’s a rundown, best I can remember.

Noa: “Gojin on light.”  Followed by a pause.  We weren’t sure if something was happening right then or she was remembering an earlier event.
Noa: “Gojin fell down from light an’ got a owie.”
Well, now that couldn’t have been fun.  But apparently we needed a fuller explanation.  Looking back up at the chandelier above our dining room table, she continued.
Noa: “Gojin swing swing and he up up and fell down and got an owie.”
Introductions made, she went back to the task at hand … lunch.  And after a nibble or two on a piece of cheese …
Noa: “Gojin gonna eat eat.”
Well, of course he is.  Everybody has to eat eat.  I couldn’t resist this time, though. 
DadDad: “What’s he gonna eat?”
Come on, I never did get any details about Boy when he was here.  He was always in hiding.  This was just parental curiosity, you understand.  She had an immediate answer for me, though.
Noa: “Gojin gonna eat Heidi.”
And there it was.  Heidi is our dog.  That’s right.  Dog.  Old Gojin was not that different from Boy after all.  I kept my eye on our poor old dachshund after that.  I’m not sure she could handle a mealtime attack by a hungry Gojin. 

Proverbs 17:17 says, “A friend loves at all times, and a brother is born for adversity.”


Father, thank you for imaginary friends and tired old dogs.  Thank you more for being a real friend and an eternal companion.  Amen.  

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