Chris disappeared out into the backyard yesterday. That was my cue to follow, so I could help with the more difficult manual labor she might have in mind (read here: So I could keep an eye on her. She’s been known to pass out back there).
She was raking dead grass with a plan to get some Weed and Feed to treat the yard. Not sure when that will take place.
I went right to our ornery old shed. I was gonna give it another try to get it to close properly. I didn’t time my efforts, but let’s just say Chris came over to see if she could help. I got out the level. No help there. It read perfect with the shims I have under it. I tried different orientations of said shims, to no avail. I even pounded on the top of one of the doors to get it to fit right. If it had been made of wood, I would have just planed off some of the top. I finally got it to at least close. Of course, next time we open the doors … they will fall off.
My second task was a little more risky, but had much greater rewards. I got to trim back the booger villa bush. That’s the evil one with huge thorns. It mercifully died back when it got cold. Problem was, there was a mass of dead branches covered in thorns sticking out into our walkway. That’s what I was called on to chop down.
There was another problem though. The thing wasn’t really dead. Deep down beneath all the protective, helicopter mom-ish thorns was new growth. Aaarggh! That meant I had to be careful not to cut new stuff, but to still make sure I nabbed all the dead stuff. How did I do? Well … sometimes sacrifices must be made for the greater good. In the process I got stabbed multiple times. Chris had to go sit down more than once - managing those impending pass-out spells. We got it all done, though. Filled up both of our trash cans with that evil-ity.
While chopping down that dreaded thing bush, I began pondering the trials and travails of certain tragic songs. One in particular kept running through my head, over and over and over. Do you remember the classic, “The Fly Has Married the Bumble Bee”? Tragic. So tragic.
Imagine. They get engaged. They share glorious protestations of everlasting love. Sounds so romantic. But think about it. I checked. A bumble bee typically lives about 6 weeks. A fly, however, is lucky to make it 20 days. So when the bumblebee made his ardent plea, I hope he did it early in the first week. And I hope the poor fly wasn’t well into her less than a month lifespan.
Sigh. Tragic. Fiddle-dee-dee.
1 Corinthians 3:16 says, Don’t you yourselves know that you are God’s sanctuary and that the Spirit of God lives in you?
Father, thanks for the work we got done in the backyard. Help us sleep tonight. Amen.