August 13 - “The Rot”

We started the day with breakfast. Well, actually there was something else that came first. See, the plan was to have breakfast with Micah at the school cafeteria (nicknamed “The Rot” because Marriott used to cater). But to get there we had to engage in quite the hike from the parking lot to the building. Had to hike back, too. Uphill. Both ways. Boy, does Micah ever have a story to tell his grandkids. 

After breakfast (cold eggs, cold sausage, cold biscuit) we said our goodbyes and headed back to the house to get loaded up. And then … back on the road to Texas. 

Our route was totally different from the one we took on the way to Lynchburg. This new route took us through Bedford, notably the World’s Best Little City, as attested to on their town sign. We passed the “Jesus Loves People Church aka Love Chapel.” Then there were the Peaks of Otter Winery (not sure how that name came about) and the giant apple with these words on it: “The Little Apple.” Hmm. I’m confused. 

During one stretch I was convinced we were on the set of a Transformers movie. Lots of signs that warned of “Trucks Turning Ahead.” Hmm. Turning into what?

For lunch we followed the GPS locator to Subway, but when we turned into the parking lot it rapidly became evident that Subway was buried deep within the bowels of … Walmart. Nope. Too many distractions, I guess. So instead we rolled through that parking lot, pulled into McDonald’s - but not to eat there. Oh, no. Just to complete the turn. Instead we zipped across the busy street and parked at the local Dublin, Virginia, powerhouse restaurant … The Dawg House. 

They had a mix of cuisines to choose from. In fact, Kel was the only one to order a hot dog. Other requests came: BLT (yes, that was me), kids meal chicken strips (Chris), a salad (Noa), and burgers. Not bad. Not the same as Local Dogs, of course …

We crossed into Tennessee. New state unlocked. Somehow Nana and DadDad pulled some Joyride candy out of nowhere to celebrate. How amazing is that?

Our next stop came some hours later. Cracker Barrel in Athens, Tennessee. It’s been a while since we’ve been in one of those. Seems like the food quality has really declined. Sad. The store is still fun to browse, though. 

After seeking through all the trees and one false alarm, we finally located the Georgia State line. And very shortly thereafter we unlocked Alabama’s state line. That meant the time travel portion of our Back East journey experience had come to an end. We regained the hour we had lost just days ago. Welcome Central time zone. 

We finally got to Birmingham and our hotel for the night. Heading home today on the last leg of this journey. Woohoo!

‭‭1 John‬ ‭1‬:‭7‬ says, If we walk in the light as he himself is in the light, we have fellowship with one another, and the blood of Jesus his Son cleanses us from all sin.

Father, please give Micah another great year at school. Amen. 

August 12 - “Bird Wars”

Here’s a quick story I forgot to write about. Micah reminded me of it. 

While we were casually munching on our sandwiches under the trees at the picnic area in Colonial Williamsburg, suddenly there came a rustling from above. Then a bustling. Then the leaves themselves seemed to come alive. Then the racket that had been sort of a background rumbling exploded into sounds of an all-out battleground. What in the world …?

It was … Bird Wars. Playing out right above our heads was an aerial battle to rival the best space fight scenes from Star Wars, complete with a screeching sound track from which there was no escape. A beautiful Peregrine falcon was being attacked from virtually every direction by at least a hundred tiny black birds. No matter what direction it took or what maneuver it attempted the falcon just couldn’t escape the relentless dive bombing of those little black birds. Even when the falcon seemed to give it up and fly away, the tiny tie-fighters followed for one last shot to teach a lesson. Do not mess with a black bird family, or the entire community will find a way to retaliate. 

Back to the trek. The plan was to drive for an hour or so to a state park with a good hiking trail. Once there we … got wet. Yep. It started raining as we started on the hiking trail. But did that deter our little band of pioneers? No! Of course not! 

On we plodded. Past the natural bridge formation (well, technically, under the bridge). Past several interesting caves. Until finally we arrived at the waterfall. We have seen bigger (we HAVE been to Niagara Falls, after all). But they were pretty cool to see after hikin’ in the rain 🎶. And speaking of cool to see … we also spotted a snake in the water. Not sure what kind, but it soon slithered away under the bridge. And as we made our way back to the visitor center in the van, we saw a mama deer and little Bambi. Gotta love the critters. 

Before we left, we pulled out some sandwiches for a picnic in the van. A picnic on wheels, that is. We ate while driving. Had to get Micah back to school for a meeting he had last night. That meant racing back to the house for showers, then back in the van and off. Well, actually, it was back in the van for Micah and his Mom and Dad. The rest of us hung out at the house. Game time for the kids. Wash clothes time for the older folks. I heard a rumor that Mom and Dad were gonna make another stop at Walmart. I’m jealous. 

Supper was really good. That Walmart stop proved well worth it. Spaghetti and chicken Alfredo. Salad. And best of all … fried cheese sticks. Haven’t had one of those in a long time. I used to get them and have just that for dinner. Sigh. Those were the days. 

After dinner we took a walk. Me, Chris, Christina, Josiah, Noa, and Ezra. Went down to the local park so Ezra could play catch with his brother on a real baseball field. 

Noa and Christina found a real live inch worm. And with Noa’s assistance, he was racing across the fence. The rest of us spotted another marmot. Ezra and I went up close to where we saw him. He had disappeared by the time we arrived, but we found his burrow. More critters. Cool. 

‭‭Galatians‬ ‭6‬:‭9‬ says, So we must not get tired of doing good, for we will reap at the proper time if we don’t give up.

Father, thanks for a little more of your awesome creation. Amen. 

August 11 - “The Sneaky Storm”

We were just sitting around the kitchen table and den couch, enjoying our morning cup of coffee (freshly arrived from the Walmart run Christina made). Chris happened to glance out the back window. When what to her wondering eyes should appear, but a rodent of sorts on the ground so near. We grabbed all our phones, to “search” gave a whistle, and found that new friend from a picture, snap twistle. Ezra was already outside on the search, found a burrow indeed, but not critter’ perch. The search engines hummed, their results all came out. The critter, indeed, was a Woodchuck, no doubt. 

Our first stop was … Walmart. This one was for Micah. He had a laundry list of things he needed/wanted for his dorm room. I bought a few more bags of yellow slug food (aka candy corn). Gotta keep up Sasha’s strength. 

Then we swung in at Chik-Fil-A and grabbed some to-go grub. Then it was on to the dorm room to unload … again. This time I had a specific task. I was assigned putting together a little rolling cart that was destined to become his pantry. It took all nine of us most of the afternoon, but we got him pretty much set up. 

Since we were on campus anyway, we decided to check out the rec center. That included the rock climbing walls, the racquetball courts, the basketball courts, and even the running track (that would be an Ezra challenge). It’s a pretty amazing facility. 

Meanwhile, while we were snug as a bug in a rug inside, a very sneaky, severe thunderstorm ripped through the area. We never heard a thing. It was sprinkling a bit as we made our way to the van, but nothing bad. 

However, after we arrived home, Christina happened to glance out the kitchen window. And to her surprise, a massive branch of one of the trees in the backyard had crashed to the ground. Looked like a tornado had paid us a visit. And while Chris stared at the downed branch, what to her wondering eyes should appear, but a deer munching on grass. And soon three or four of his best friends joined him. Quite the spectacle, indeed. 

Last night turned into a game night. The guys have been chomping at the bit to play their Magic game using the array of new cards they have been buying all trip. There were a few others in the mix as well. Chris and I opted for sitting on the porch swing - The game of champions … ex- champions? … long ago champions?

‭‭Luke‬ ‭6‬:‭36‬ says, Be merciful, just as your Father also is merciful.

Father, thank you for protecting this house - and us - from the storm. Amen. 

August 10 - “Pastor Movie”

We went to church with the Link Family. It was an extension branch of a much larger church. At this site, in the service we attended (they have multiple services), there was an abbreviated praise team (guitar, vocalist, keyboard, plus a sound track). I missed seeing a drummer. After the music and intros by the site pastor, a massive screen descended from the ceiling. It was … a pastor movie. The senior pastor had been taped earlier in front of a live audience. He was kinda funny, and he gave a very clear presentation of the plan of salvation. But it was hard to respond when he asked the group to interact with him … he wasn’t there!

After church we went over to the Link’s house for lunch. Sarah provided us with homemade bread for our ham and cheese sandwiches. And we had brownies and ice cream for dessert. Good stuff. 

I didn’t mention the great chat I had with Noah, the oldest (at home) of the Link children. He’s in a volunteer fire academy right now, and he obviously loves it. We talked about the fire service family for a long time. He is quite excited about going into it further. Hey. Anybody who is still excited after talking a major exam covering haz-mat will do just fine. 

From there we hit the road for our final destination. Lynchburg (Liberty University) was finally in our sights. 

Once we arrived, we headed straight to an eating establishment highly recommended by Micah’s Liberty U. peers. It was called La Carreta. For those of you Texans, it kind of reminded us of Gringos. However in no way was my quesadilla a TexMex quesadilla. The steak was really good, but they didn’t know how to grill onions. And there was no cheese in there. I did order their cheese dip. It was good. 

From there we went on to the VRBO house that will be home for the next three nights. We got all our stuff unloaded, then set back out to drop off Micah’s stuff at his brand new college room. The dorm is a recently converted hotel that has all-new everything. Well, except the laundry room. None of the machines have been delivered yet. He’s really excited to be back, though. 

‭‭Proverbs‬ ‭11‬:‭25‬ says, A generous person will be enriched, and the one who gives a drink of water will receive water.

Father, thanks again for the chance to worship with your family in a different state. Amen. 

August 9 - “From sea to … yep, that one - Atlantic”

After a late-night, rousing round of putt-putt golf (no idea if there was a winner. Ezra thinks it was Jachin. My best guess was Kel), I think all of us crashed for a much-needed night of sleep. 

For breakfast, Christina went over to Walmart. Eggs and biscuits. Oh! And sausage and cheese. Better’n McDonald’s. 

Our next destination was Virginia Beach. You know, as the song says, “From sea to … “  Yep, that one - Atlantic. 

But we had to make one quick stop first. Walmart. Chuckle. Hey. We were headed to the beach, but Nana and DadDad’s house was a few thousand miles away, so we HAD to get a beach umbrella and some beach toys and some sunscreen. And the big boys (read here, “Kel, too”) HAD to get another package of Magic cards for their most recent game craze. 

So Walmart in Suffolk it was. All went well, except for the umbrella. We walked all over the store, and we were just about to give up and leave, when Christina’s keen eyes spotted three of them - all open and all strapped securely to the display cases for the beach stuff on clearance. Imagine that. Beach paraphernalia on the clearance rack in early August. Kel finally convinced them to sell us one of those display models. Half price. Going to the beach in Virginia is weird.

Speaking of weird, when we finally found a place to park (that took a decade or so), the sand was deep-frying some feet. Then you came to a two-foot abrupt drop-off. Then the sand cooled a bit until you reached the wet line, when it became surprisingly tolerable. And at the water line, the water was actually cool … cold even. Very nice. 

Of course the kids went berserk. They loved the massive waves that broke barely away from the shore. Especially Ezra. He was pummeled time and time again, coming up laughing every time. 

Nana and I set up shop on our chairs under our umbrellas. It was weird. The prevailing wind was from behind us rather than coming off the water. Something gets mixed up in the rules between the Atlantic and the Gulf. That wind helped a lot though. It was mega-hot again. Kel brought us a bucket of water so we could dip our toes in the Atlantic. Nice. The cool water and the sweet gesture. Thanks, Kel. And now we can all say we have been to the actual Virginia Beach. 

We raced the hour and a half back to the condo so we could all take a shower. Last night we were graciously invited to dinner with the Link family. Nice folks. Today we are going to church with them. They also invited us for lunch. Did I mention they are nice folks?

‭‭Mark‬ ‭11‬:‭24‬ says, Therefore I tell you, all the things you pray and ask for — believe that you have received them, and you will have them.

Father, thanks for the hospitality of the Link Family. Bless them. Amen. 

August 8 - “Traveling Colonial”

All packed up and loaded up, we left the cave of the budding stalactite and floating Munchkin toilet. Next stop … Walmart. Our Eastern Wilderness guide determined that it would be best to gather supplies for lunch while near civilization. Our ultimate destination? Long ago Colonial Williamsburg. 

To achieve our destination we first had to procure safe travel passes for use upon our arrival. That necessitated connection with the proper Link. That garnered enough passes for half of us. The rest of us would have to fend for ourselves. 

It took a while, but we managed to break through the barriers before us and arrive in Williamsburg. 

It was a quaint village. It took us a bit to get used to the period costumes. I was impressed with how they were sporting them in the incredible heat. Among the highlights: 

1. A reenactment shooting of one of the cannons the early settlers had access to. 
2. Ezra being selected to go on trial in the old courthouse for price gouging. He played his role with lots of emotion. One would think he has been witness to anger and outrage in his life. Great job, Ezra. 
3. Meeting an actual Pinocchio wannabe. Looked just like him - overly long arms and legs. Come to find out, it was an educational tool designed to form every letter of the alphabet with its body. Name of Hotch Potch. Yes. I managed to locate his tiny younger sibling and rescue him. Wanna learn your letters? Hit me up and I’ll get you an introduction. 
4. We only walked 8,500 steps. A veritable day off. 

We did make our way back to the present. No human left behind. At our next hotel stop, while Kel and Christina were checking us in, a guy walked by filming the fronts of each car he passed. Me and Micah and Josiah tracked him to the activities center and asked what he was doing. He started fast talking, claiming he was doing content on social media. He turned his phone back on and began filming. I told him it was not OK for him to film the cars and the people in them, especially when he is filming minors without parent’s permission. He introduced himself, so I did the same. He then turned the camera on Micah and Josiah. Nope. Not OK. As we persisted, he started screaming that he was being harassed. 

Ultimately, we walked off. Well, not “off” exactly. The boys went back to the van. I went in to the registration desk and filed an official complaint. 

Within minutes the security truck pulled up. The two guys approached Mr. Christian Pinot and let him know he could only record himself. They talked to me next and said to call them right away if we saw him filming anything but himself.   

Whew! It was like we were trapped on an episode of somebody’s YouTube. Hope that’s over. 

Today’s plan is to go to the beach. That’s right. Galvestonians to the beach. Imagine that. But this is the Atlantic Ocean, big brother to the Gulf of America. Surely it will be different. 

‭‭1 John‬ ‭4‬:‭16‬ says, And we have come to know and to believe the love that God has for us. God is love, and the one who remains in love remains in God, and God remains in him.

Father, thank you that Christina got to hang out with their friend, Sarah. And thanks for the history lesson. Amen. 

August 7 - “acrobatically, sillily”

We had some “hotel issues” with our room. Josiah was assigned to our sofa bed for the night. And the first issue came to light. There was a leak in the ceiling right above the bed when it was opened. But the scarier issue was happening in one of the bathrooms. 

The bathroom connected to the master bedroom had a toilet in it. I know. What’s so special about that? Well … Chris sat down and down and down. That thing had to have been cast for Munchkins. But that wasn’t the issue. See, as she sat down, the entire toilet shifted.  Not just the seat, now. The bolts were not holding anything  steady at all. The whole fixture shifted. Yikes!  

We reported the issue to the front desk. To our surprise, they comped one entire night. And meanwhile … we were careful. 

We pulled out of the hotel parking lot right at 10:30. On to Six Flags over Texas … in Virginia. 

In a word, it was hot out there. I think the kids rode every roller coaster in the park twice. Even Ezra. He was amazing. 

Chris and I made our way to the show. It was indoors, of course. A bunch of goofy acrobats, one girl who twirled hula hoops with her hands and feet as well as her hips and knees, two guys roller blading, and one guy who did tricks on his bicycle. There might have been more, but we had to leave early. I got a FaceTime call from none other than Cailyn. We hurried to the foyer, as did one of the ushers. She pretty much kicked us to the curb. Not that we argued. We’d much rather chat with Cailyn than watch people do things acrobatically, sillily. 

All was OK with her, by the way. She just wanted to show us her senior shirt that she is personally sewing. Wanted to check in with Nana to make sure she was doing it right. She’s also sewing one for a few of her friends. Proud of that girl. 

I did stumble upon a totally amazing creature as we were leaving the park. I noticed the bright yellow color from afar. I thought first that it must be Snoopy’s friend Woodstock, but as we go closer it became apparent. There before us was an actual giant yellow slug. Sadly, the poor thing was locked in a huge cage of glass, watched over by four rotating guards. We tried the door to no avail. Visiting hours were over. 

But suddenly, Kel got the attention of one of the young guards. He approached us and cautiously opened the cage, just a crack. Kel indicated that we were willing to pay the ransom/“fine” on the Yellow One. “Where can we do that?”  Glancing over his shoulder to avoid detection, he slid the cage door open just far enough to allow me in. I made my way to the Yellow One and took him into my arms. 

The ransom was paid - accepted in full by that young guard who just happened to be named Josiah. Hey. It was destiny. I just hope young Josiah doesn’t receive repercussions for his act of kindness. 

On the way home I got to know our new charge a little better. His name was Sasha. Sasha Slug. Most recently transferred from exile in Siberia. He complained a little about the extreme heat he had been experiencing of late, though it was better than the opposite extreme cold in Siberia. Just wait until you get to Galveston, Sasha …

‭‭Isaiah‬ ‭60‬:‭3‬ says, Nations will come to your light, and kings to the brightness of your radiance.

Father, thank you for all the fun these guys had at that park. And thanks for protecting us from that heat. Amen.