Thursday, July 14, 2016

July 14 – “The Battle Training Arena”

We are one of those families that simply doesn’t use our garage as a garage.  I can’t remember the last time we have ever parked a car in a garage at any house we have lived in, in fact.  There are just too many other things that need to go on in there.  Storage, of course.  I think that’s why most garages exist anyway, isn’t it?  That has certainly been the case for us.  Workshop.  Now that’s for sure.  The house we are in now finally has a workbench that I am proud of (Not to mention the fact that I built it, with assistance from my lovely wife Chris and my handyman grandson Micah).  Great place for carving things, repairing things, or in general piddling around (as Chris describes it when I am out there).  Recreation.  Well, we had a garage in Denver that had a pool table in it.  Now it was a one-car garage, mind you.  We had some little half-sized pool cues that we used so we wouldn’t be constantly poking holes in the wall.  Hiding place.  I can’t count the number of times I have used garage hiding places for birthday or anniversary gifts.  It is great to have a place where Chris just doesn’t go very often. 

Well, that was a bit of a ramble.  All that to say, our present garage is no different.  It is a one-car job with my workbench and tool box and storage shelves on both walls and fishing poles hanging from the ceiling and bicycles and generator and plywood sheets for covering windows during hurricanes and miscellaneous yard tools and an extra table or two and beach toys and … so where would we put a car in there, anyway?  Our car sits nestled comfortable beneath the ever-growing limbs of the sycamore tree that we planted after Hurricane Ike to regain some shade from the treacherous evening sun.  And therein lies the difficulty we have currently encountered.  Somewhere in the far away reaches of the sycamore tree, also nestled in a comfortable, safe spot, lies a mockingbird nest.  Don’t get me wrong.  We love bird watching.  Do it all the time.  And Galveston has some amazing species to see.  And we are especially appreciative of the antics of the mockingbird.  My personal favorite bird-watching pastime, in fact, is watching mockingbirds dive bomb cats.  When we realize there is a nest involved, we do our best to stay out of their way until the little sprites are out on their own. 

And finally, speaking of little sprites.  We have somewhat of an issue with the latest mockingbird nest in the sycamore tree.  Well, not with the nest.  It stays put.  It’s those youngsters from the nest.  They have decided to use our car as their own private practice perch and bathroom.  I have to admit it is kind of entertaining to watch.  They flop down from the tree onto the top of the car.  And from the time they land, they are in a constant battle for territory with … their own reflection.  They squawk and fuss and peck in quite the tizzy.  This really get dicey, though, when they realize the reflection continues all the way down the windshield and onto the hood.  I have yet to meet a bird that can adequately grip a glass windshield.  So, sure enough, the minute their little talons hit that glass, they slip like a Schlitterbahn water ride all the way down to the hood.  Once they recover from the fall, they peck around there for a while before remembering that other reflection-enemy up top.  So it’s spread their untried wings and make the leap back up top to start the process over again.  As I said, the whole thing is very entertaining to watch.  They aren’t very well potty trained, though.  At least not from our perspective.  I guess from theirs they are keeping it out of the nest.  So who needs a garage for their car when it can be a prime battle training arena / bathroom? Sigh. 

Romans 14:17-18 says, “For the kingdom of God is not a matter of eating and drinking, but of righteousness, peace and joy in the Holy Spirit, because anyone who serves Christ in this way is pleasing to God and approved by men.”


Father, thank you for your fun creatures called birds.  And thank you for the incredible variety we have to look at here on the Island.  Amen.

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