Sunday, January 26, 2014

January 26 – “Fire and smoke”

With all this cold air flowing all around us, we decided to do something about it the other night.  I was at WalMart picking up a few things when Chris texted me with a request.  “You want a fire in the fireplace?  If so, we need logs – IF there are any left.”  I know.  If you are a guy, that doesn’t sound like a request.  But I think even old Dagwood Bumstead could figure that one out.  I retreated to the far back corner of the store from where I was standing and grabbed a box of logs.  After all, a fire in the fireplace was always one of Mom’s favorite things when she came to visit us in Colorado.

Now, we don’t actually have a fireplace as such.  We have one of those Franklin-type wood–burning stoves.  It’s the kind that vents out our back wall before making a turn to the roof.  This old creature is one of the few things that made it through Hurricane Ike.  It was badly rusted, but one of the Galveston firefighters’ family has been in the funeral monument business for years, so he sandblasted the whole thing for us.  Thanks again for that, Jab.  We then painted it with that paint that can take high heat.  Looks really good, too. 

It is made so we can burn wood in it, but because of several factors, we stick to those fake ones that burn for two hours and then are gone.  So Chris put one of those logs into the fireplace and we settled down to watch a few episodes of Classic Doctor Who and sew.  Chris rarely just sits and watches TV.  She has to be doing something.  I, on the other hand, consider relaxing on the couch and struggling to stay awake enough of a challenge. 

Now, we never have been completely sure which way is open and closed for the flue.  When I start a fire I have to check every time.  After all, how often do we have cold enough weather in Galveston for a fire?  Well, this time we forgot to double-check.  And this time we guessed wrong.  At least for a while.  The fire had been burning for at least twenty or thirty minutes when Chris commented, “It sure is getting hazy in here.”  I hadn’t noticed.  Or if I had, I attributed it to the quality of production back in 1967 or maybe my glasses were dirty or maybe I was just too old or too tired to care.  But as it turned out, she wasn’t the only one who recognized the smoke.  So did our smoke detectors.  All five of them.  Oh do they ever work well.  By the time we actually got up and realized that our house was literally filled with smoke, the five noise-makers were making a racket that I thought sure would wake up Station Four over at the airport.  At first we just fanned the detectors with a towel, our usual tactic when the one near the kitchen goes off after culinary episodes.  But this event required more than a cursory swoosh or two.  We opened windows and doors.  We checked the flue and went outside to see if smoke was venting through the chimney.  We turned on ceiling fans.  We even made sure the heater came on so the blower would work to suck some of the tainted air through the return vents.  Chris told me to try breaking up the log so it would burn faster.  That made the fire flare up enough that I could see for sure that the flue was now open, but it didn’t really help our immediate smoky dilemma.  Meanwhile Mom was covered up on the couch under a blanket wondering why it was so cold all of a sudden.  The noise finally stopped, and the smoke gradually dissipated, leaving a fine layer of soot around the house.  We breathed a sigh of relief, changed the channel, and settled back down. 

And after about an hour, Mom sat up, glanced from side to side with a puzzled look on her face, and asked, “What happened to the fire in the fireplace?”  What happened, indeed, Mom.  What happened, indeed. 

Acts 2:2-4 says, “Suddenly a sound like the blowing of a violent wind came from heaven and filled the whole house where they were sitting. They saw what seemed to be tongues of fire that separated and came to rest on each of them.”

Father, I have to admit that this was not the verse I was thinking of when we were fighting that smoke.  But thank you for the beauty and warmth that fire does provide.  Oh, and, could you help us remember next time that the knob pulled out means the flue is open?  Or was it the other way? Amen.

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