Thursday, June 13, 2013

June 13 – “International espionage?”

I fear I might have been unwittingly involved in a bit of international espionage yesterday.  The day started off like many others.  Can’t say “every other day,” because I actually went on a walk and I’m happy to get that done three or four days out of the week.  But this day I did.  And toward the end of the two miles I glanced down in the street and noticed something unusual.  Now that is one of the fun things about walking, you are moving slow enough to notice things like coins.  I have collected quite a few pennies over the years and some paper money on occasion.  Even found a twenty dollar bill one time.  But this wasn’t a coin.  Or paper money.  It appeared to be a credit card.  I stopped to take a closer look.  Sure enough, it was a bank debit Mastercard from the bank that operates from inside WalMart.  Now that would have been unusual enough, but also quite easy to track.  All I would have to do is drop it off at the bank.  It’s not like I don’t go to WalMart three or four times a week.  But near the card was something else.  And it was the “something else” that gripped my attention.

It was a little booklet, more than a scrap of paper, for it looked to be in excellent condition.  Kind of a drab grayish color, but the writing on the cover was very interesting.  It was not English.  Not Spanish.  Not French.  Those are the close-by neighbors, I suppose, the ones that might be expected to adorn a document such as this.  But no.  This writing, I knew from my vast array of linguistic experience that I have acquired over the years from such experts as James Bond, Jason Bourne, and Michael Weston, was maybe Eastern European.  No, farther East.  Russian.  Now I know that would have been more mind-boggling back in the days of my youth - the Cold War, West versus East, United States versus The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics.  But still, you have to admit, finding a document in such a language had to be considered, well, unusual.  I picked it up to examine it more carefully.  And the very first page that appeared confirmed what this booklet was.  A passport.  And hidden amidst the strange letter characters was an English translation of a word here and there.  The passport was from The Ukraine.  It belonged to a beautiful young woman who would be about 25 years old.  See, I told you this would make a great story of international intrigue.  My inner Bond instincts were heightened to their fullest. 

Surveying the scene around me, I noticed that the nearest house had two cars near it, one on the street and one in the driveway.  But there was something odd about it.  There were delivered newspapers littering the lawn.  There was mail stuffed in the mailbox.  The front windows were covered from the inside with heavy drapes that completely concealed whatever lay behind.  No movement.  No evidence of any kind that there would be people within.  Of course, it was six thirty in the morning, and they might have just been asleep.  But where is the drama in that?  In my mind I started working out my options.  Certainly I should make an effort to find the owner.  That would be the simplest, neighborliest thing to do.  And barring that, I would have to turn the document over to the proper authorities, whoever that might be.  CIA?  NSA?  Homeland Security?  I started to walk away and begin my phone calls, but on the spur of the moment I turned back.  Why not try the door?  I could appear simply as a concerned neighbor with the found document.  They would be pleased to get it and I could be on my way, feeling fulfilled about my good deed.  Yes.  That’s the right thing to do.  Even if they are international drug or human slave traffickers.  What could go wrong?  Cautiously, I approached the door.  Even more carefully I chose to knock rather than try the doorbell.  You never know what booby traps could be set using that simple electrical spark.  Hey, I’ve watched MacGiver.  Knock, Knock, Knock.  I waited.  Still no movement whatever.  Honestly, that was a relief.  Even an experienced operative has brief feelings of euphoria when an inevitable confrontation is avoided.  And I’m no experienced operative.

My first move when I returned home - after eating some breakfast, of course – was to do what any other red-blooded, patriotic American would do.  I googled it.  I just needed to find out where I was supposed to turn something like this in.  Police?  The bank, along with the card?  The passport office?  The Ukrainian embassy?  There didn’t seem to be much online help on the subject.  I don’t suppose Ukrainian passports are often found in the streets.  I texted my CSI sheriff friend, and he recommended simply calling the police and allowing them to make the decision as to its disposal.  Not a very exciting option, but most likely the most reasonable one.  So I made the call.  The one handling the call was very nice.  She assured me that an officer would be right over to give us assistance.  Was that a bit of an edge I heard in her voice?  Was there more to this whole episode than meets the eye?  Who can I trust? 

It didn’t take long for the doorbell to ring.  And for my heart to skip a beat.  Was it the officer, or had I been followed?  Thankfully, an officer in full uniform stood at the door.  Chris invited him to come inside out of the heat.  Always a good move.  Present a welcoming front while you scope out the newcomer and discern his intentions.  I handed over the card and the passport.  As I expected, he was much more interested in the passport.  He was immediately focused on his task at hand, forgetting all the mundane, traffic-cop kind of duties that might have faced him up to this point in his day of service to the community.  Here before him was the chance of a lifetime, and he wanted to do it right.  He already had a theory worked out.  Perhaps this person was here on some kind of exchange program.  Maybe they worked over at Schlitterbahn or Moody Gardens.  That was where he intended to start in his search for the owner.  I reminded him about the bank card inside, and he took a long look at that as well.  “Ah,” he pondered.  “This might be a better starting place.  They should be able to give us the address we need.”  Excitedly tapping the document on his palm over and over, he said, “Someone is probably freaking out right now trying to find this.  We need to get it to them as soon as possible.”  I felt certain by his response that this opportunity for some real detective work would be the focus of at least part of his day.  The document was in good hands.  My work was done.  God speed, Officer Jackson.

Proverbs 3:5-6 says, “Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways acknowledge him, and he will make your paths straight.”

Father, take care of Officer Jackson, and all the police officers as they do their job.  Amen.

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