Friday, December 25, 2015

December 25 – “Merry Christmas Mr. Plumber”

Yep.  We had some plumbing issues.  One has been with us for some time now.  The diverter on the shower is stuck in the shower position.  That means when you turn on the water it automatically comes out of the showerhead instead of the bathtub faucet.   Not a problem, really.  We can still get water and take showers and fill up the bathtub, but it is frustrating not to have it working properly.  So, when the kitchen sink backed up and we had to call Mr. Plumber anyway, we asked him to fix it.  Not such an easy option.  First off, he couldn’t get the part off.  And since he figured we would have to break it off, he called the company and they agreed to send a new part ... for free. 

Several days later when the part came in, Mr. Plumber came back.  Wrong part.  Of course.  He called them back, and they agreed to send the correct one - with a cryptic comment about how “we changed that part back in 2011.”  That would be two years after the one we had.  Something about problems it had caused. 

The new part came in the other day, so back to Mr. P.  Good thing he was available, because by that time the other bathroom’s sink had stopped up.  Mr. P brought in all his heavy tools and attacked the diverter first.  He finally got all the plastic broken off, but just couldn’t get the brass piece to budge.  He had never seen anything quite like this problem.  Of course.  With a heavy heart Mr. P admitted defeat and started recommending new faucet manufacturers.  He put it all back together and sealed it off so we can still use it like we always have until we can choose a new one and call him again.  As he trudged out of the room he noticed the new part the company had dutifully sent.  He picked it up, turned it over in his hands and asked, “Do you have a fireplace?  I recommend throwing this in it and letting it burn.” 

Ah, but the story does not end there.  Then he went to the other bathroom to deal with the stoppage there.  Now this sink is where the plumbing crew (after Hurricane Ike) tied in a line from the AC exhaust so it would pump and drain more easily.  That wasn’t the problem It was still pumping and sending the water right where it was supposed to … into this drain.  The clogged one.  And the clog was in the line inside the walls somewhere.  Of course.  But those earlier plumbers hadn’t installed a way to get a roto-rooter tool into the pipe system (there is a name for that process, but I have no idea what it is).  So our guy had to cut the pipe off, run the roto rooter, and then install a tube connector for easy access in the future.  Everything was going really well.  So well, in fact that he hadn’t even gotten his towel wet.  He leaned in close to get a better grip on his auger line, when all of a sudden the AC pump chose that moment to kick into action.  It vomited excess water all over his nice clean towel and arm and maybe a little into his face.  He was, to say the least, startled.  He cried out, “Tell her to turn off the sink.”  But alas, there was no sink to turn off.  He had to receive the generous outpouring until it ran its course.  So much for a nice, clean, easy job. 

The rest of his time with us Mr. P told stories of other houses that appeared to have it out for him.  I guess ours has officially made his list.  Merry Christmas, Mr. Plumber.

Luke 2:4-7 says, “So Joseph also went up from the town of Nazareth in Galilee to Judea, to Bethlehem the town of David, because he belonged to the house and line of David.  He went there to register with Mary, who was pledged to be married to him and was expecting a child.  While they were there, the time came for the baby to be born, and she gave birth to her firstborn, a son. She wrapped him in cloths and placed him in a manger, because there was no room for them in the inn.”


Father, thank you for our plumber.  He is good at what he does.  And he loves Jesus.  Amen.

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