Monday, October 20, 2014

October 20 – “Zombie DadDad”

Interesting morning with Cailyn today.  She managed to scoop up my phone before I could get it in my pocket and began watching a video on how to make your hair look like Elsa’s from the movie.  She was pretty intense, too. In fact she was trying to follow along and do her doll’s hair.  Let’s see, that would be not Jamie, who is non-existent.  And it was not Julie, although she was here today.  In this case it was the new doll on the block, the one she calls Phoebe.  Just arrived from Target last night, so she has the prime spot as far as play time is concerned.  She also has the longest hair, she was the obvious choice for this exercise. 

At one point Cailyn went in to say hi to Chris, leaving the phone on the floor, still droning on about twisting hair this way and brushing it out that way.  Then for some reason the video stopped.  I reached down on the floor hoping that the video had come to an end, and there was an error code indicating that the rest of the video could not be loaded at this time.  Of course that would be the same second that Cailyn reappeared to continue her hairdo training session.  There I was, holding the now-silent phone.  She drew the immediate conclusion that I had obviously interfered and turned it off.  And no amount of explanation could convince her otherwise.  It was just time for a brief onslaught of drama – a true divatic episode.  I deal with that kind of drama a bit differently than most, I suppose.  I ignore it.  Completely.  Stop talking.  Turn away.  With no receptor for her emotive display, she then has but two choices: stop and listen or seek another outlet.  The first works often enough.  Today, however, she chose the second, and returned to good ol’ Nana.  Chris handled it quite well.  She got her talking right away (a skill that women have that I have yet to begin to understand).  Suddenly they were best friends. 

They went in to have some breakfast.  Of course Cailyn and I had already had frozen waffles earlier, and she told Chris she had also had some eggs at home.  Girl must be growing.  While they munched on pop tarts, I had an idea.  I took the top off of two medicine bottles and stuck them behind my glasses.  I also arranged a back scratcher so that it looked like it was growing from my neck.  Thus properly attired, I stomped into the kitchen where they sat, grimace on my face, arms raised in an aggressive looking pose.  And suddenly all was forgotten.  Chris said, “What is that?”  Cailyn laughed heartily and said, “It’s just DadDad.”  And Chris retorted, “It looks like a zombie.”  The two of them scampered into the office to “get dressed before he sees us.”  She even raced Zombie DadDad to the bathroom to get her teeth brushed. 

Good mood restored, we left a little early for school, with plenty of time to take a short cut.  Both dolls accompanied us in their very own makeshift carseat (the box Phoebe came in).  We drove past my former place of employment, Fred Hartel Roofing Company, and around the “Moody in the Gardens” hotel.  Then it was off to the back parking lot near where the Colonel Paddlewheel is docked.  Then it was a blur … past Schlitterbahn on the left and the airport and the aircraft museum on the right.  Then down by Fire Station number four.  And finally on to the school.  Of course Julie and Phoebe had to stay in the car.  I’m sure they were sad to miss out on our trek to the front door, though.  We skipped.  Well, not the whole way, thank goodness.  Cailyn said her legs got tired, so we’d walk a few steps and skip then some more all the way to the front door.  The kids we passed just smiled and wished they could do that, too.  Guess I got some strange looks from the adults, though.  Well, at least some grins and nods as if to say, “Well, there goes a goofy granddad.  He’s finally lost it.”

Psalms 30:5 says, “For his anger lasts only a moment, but his favor lasts a lifetime; weeping may remain for a night, but rejoicing comes in the morning.”

Father, thank you for mornings.  And for joy.  And for the chance to see the two of them bubble all over each other and well up inside your little children.  Amen.

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