Saturday, October 22, 2016

October 22 – “Senior Agent Field Report ALUKEIZ3”

We made our way deep into the veritable bowels of Texas with little incident yesterday.  Well, there was that one time when we were just eight minutes (per Google maps Siri) from our final destination.  An emergency stop had to be made.  No questions asked.  It simply had to happen.  And this time it wasn’t even my demand that made it such an emergency.  Our junior agent Cailyn made the initial request, which rapidly evolved into a strongly urged suggestion, before exploding into an all-out demand.  Hey, I’ve been in her shoes (except she wasn’t wearing any shoes).  We were thankful that a way station appeared just after our exit and we were able to control the situation just long enough.  Apparently the facilities weren’t the best we have seen, but when you are involved in a case with senior agent and master-driver Chris, you often have to accept what comes.  Sometimes when you gotta go … well, you just gotta go. 

Our arrival was heralded by newly installed junior junior agent Luke.  He has finally come of age where he can begin his field training, and the requisite celebration is on tap for later this afternoon.  He did receive several of his training tools this morning, however.  Older brother agent Caleb (Hey, when you are in this business, all relationships are like family.  I have it on good authority, though, that these particular connections are closer than business) presented him with a powered fire engine replica for practicing stage one missions on the tabletop.  Brother Zak came through with a level two remote controlled police vehicle.  It will be useful for more detailed mission replications, and some have said that the actual drone capabilities in these small vehicles make them a dreaded part of every agent’s arsenal.  Finally, senior agents Mom and Dad presented him with an actual mission quality helmet.  Well, I say finally, but it was not to be so. 

Word came in that enemy agents had been seen approaching the vicinity of home base, and estimates placed them in direct connection with home base by 10:30.  Agents, regardless of battle status, would be all-hands-on-deck for this one.  With that disturbing report verified, senior agents Mom and Dad swallowed hard.  Determinedly, Dad left the room for a brief moment, then reappeared with a call for all agents to fall in in front of him.  Directing his attention toward young Agent Luke, he made that fateful declaration.  “You are ready.  You have the helmet.  Now receive your vehicle.”  And with that, he opened the door of the special operations room.  There, in all its glory, was a Luke-sized race-quality vehicle.  No more training on this day.  This is the big time.  “Junior Junior Agent Luke, you are hereby promoted to full Junior Agent status.  You have about two hours to become proficient on your vehicle.  I suggest you begin.” 

And begin he did.  Junior Agent Luke leapt astride the car and sped off, ignoring the warnings the more conservative Senior Agent Nani.  Cheered on by a certain other senior agent (who may or may not have suggested he try driving down the stairs) and his other fellow agents, Junior Agent Luke mastered the controls and was driving like a pro within mere minutes.  So masterful was he, in fact, that he returned to the more controlled tabletop and drone operations to fill in some of the blanks in his all-too rapid training regimen. 

As I write this report the clock is ticking.  Time for the expected invasion is almost upon us.  But we are ready.  All senior agents are prepared.  All junior agents are focused.  And that newest Junior Agent Luke is chomping at the bit to see some real action.  It is coming, young Luke.  It is coming.

Galatians 3:26-28 says, “You are all sons of God through faith in Christ Jesus, for all of you who were baptized into Christ have clothed yourselves with Christ.  There is neither Jew nor Greek, slave nor free, male nor female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.”


Father, thank you for celebrations and fellow agents who seem like real brothers.  Amen.

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