Thursday, October 18, 2018

October 18 – “Brennan’s Bewailment”


Just a quick note today …

I had a visitor the other night.  Chris and I were watching the Astros game when the front door flew open and I was met with cries of, “Did you see that?”  My little buddy Brennan from across the street had been watching the game as well.  Seems his Dad had patiently explained the nuances of why a run had scored on the walk and another on the hit by pitch.  But Brennan’s response was spontaneous and actually quite similar to my own when the Astros closer gave up a grand slam home run.  I guess I should describe it as his Dad did … something akin to a biblical funeral mourner’s wail.  That crisis my pal understood perfectly. 

I’m sure Brennan was asleep last night and didn’t get to see all of the next game.  He missed the bum fan interference call on what should have been a home run by Altuve.  He missed a remarkable back and forth battle.  And he missed an excruciating bottom of the ninth when the Astros loaded the bases with Bregman coming to the plate.  The excitement was intense.  The crowd at the stadium was going wild.  Bregman hit a shot of a line drive to left field that would have at least tied the game.  But the left fielder made an outstanding diving catch to end the game.  Gotta hand it to him.  So Verlander pitches tonight, then on to Boston WHEN he wins.  As I have said before, I think these games between the Red Sox and the Astros are the actual World Series this year.  It’s a shame the two best teams in baseball are in the same league. 

Psalms 106:1 says, “Give thanks to the Lord, for he is good; his love endures forever.”

Father, help Brennan get the sleep he needs to tune up his cheering voice rather than his wail.  Amen.

Wednesday, October 17, 2018

October 17 – “Riding the wild … what?”


We drove into Texas yesterday to hang out with the LaMarque cousins while Mom and Dad went to an early movie (Venom, as I understand it.  Apparently the Kel review was mixed.  They changed the character’s back story and presented the movie Spiderman style – funny).  After the kiddos finished schoolwork and I stopped for a break on my own computer work, we all went out in the front yard.  And that’s when things got … creative.

It started with a few bicycle races.  Not that unusual, I know.  Jachin would give his brothers a massive head start, then see how fast he could catch up to them.  That one got old fairly quickly.  Too easy for the teenager.

Then they began to formulate some “ideas.”  Now I have to say up front that I warned them that they shouldn’t do anything too crazy unless there was a parent (or an Uncle) present.  Didn’t work.  Uncle Ideas soon became the order of the day. 

First, Noa sat down on one of those weird toddler riding toys with no pedals – the kind you just push with both feet on the ground.  The boys called it their “Trash Vehicle.”  Micah backed up to her on his bike.  Josiah came out of the garage with a tow rope.  Yep.  You guessed it.  They attached the rope to both vehicles and Micah took off.  He stayed on the sidewalk, but he still got going a lot faster than was comfortable for Nana.  But Noa did fine.  She was still wearing the helmet she insisted on putting on when she was showing me her roller blades.  And that was a good thing.  Micah got going faster and faster.  Noa was squealing in delight.  Right up until she crashed into a grassy area.  Face first into the grass.  She popped right up, though.  Her brothers had already warned her that if anything happened, she was not allowed to cry.  She insisted she was all good.  Took a while for Nana’s heartbeat to get back to normal, though.

Then came the “other game.”  Jachin called it the Olympic training run for the luge.  The rope was disconnected from the bike, but left on the toy.  Jachin would take one end of the rope while one of the little one would sat on the toy and held on for dear life.  Jachin then started running as fast as he could.  Then he whipped them around and suddenly they were on their own, careening down the sidewalk.  I may or may not have acted as videographer for the event.  But I did see one video each for Micah and Josiah.  Oh, and then there was the one where Jachin was on the toy, knees scrunched up next to his ears, while Micah tugged him as hard as he could for a ride.  He didn’t get very far.  One of the best parts of the whole affair, however, was Noa’s starting whistle.  From near the estimated finish line she would put her fingers up to her mouth – like someone would do who knew how to whistle (which I don’t) – the, she would emit a high-pitched scream that sounded, well, just like a whistle.  Quite effective.

Now I started to end this tale here, but sadly, I cannot.  See, before long Mom and Dad got home.  And of course that meant showing off their training skills.  Josiah helmeted up.  Jachin took off running.  The luge-toy raced past our vantage point.  But alas, the steering mechanism was “faulty” at best.  The craft veered only slightly to the right … just enough for one of the wheels to leave the concrete surface and in a flurry of grass and soil, embed itself into the grass nearby.  The luge stopped in an instant, throwing its rider forward, face first – onto the sidewalk.  Elbows scraped along the ground, helping to grind the flying body to a halt.  Knees were spared, since they were extended in the air like Superman taking off on a particularly windy day.  Our biggest concern, of course, was Josiah’s face and head and the precious cargo carried within.  But all was well there.  Instinctively, he had turned his head to the side, so that aggravating helmet that your parents always make you wear was able to do its job and absorb the brunt of the contact.  The adults rushed to his side, Mom of course arriving first.  And who else is there that always want at your side when you are a youngster and have just taken a tumble?  Gotta be Mom.  Jachin grabbed Ezra and carried him away from the “action.”  Noa curiously lingered at the edge of the circle.  Micah hovered around, still on his bike.  All were waiting for the official Mom announcement that inevitably had to come.  Christina asked all the “Where does it hurt?” questions.  Kel rotated his arms a time or two to check for winces and groans.  Then Christina asked if he was ready to come on inside.  Josiah leapt to his feet and proclaimed, “No.  Jachin, come on.  That one didn’t count.”  But … Mom said absolutely not.  She insisted that he come on in and clean up all the blood and settle down for a while.  Somewhat defeated, but not exactly all that disappointed, Josiah trudged inside, got his wounds cleaned and bandaged, and plopped down on the couch with ice packs to his head and both elbows. 

When it came time for us to leave, Nana went over to do a little encouraging.  The two of them were comparing bruises and scrapes.  Josiah’s were on his elbows, but Nana had scrapes on her knee, both arms and even one thumb (Another story.  Another time).  That seemed to garner a little bit of interest.  So I added, “Yes, but you got your wounds flying through the air like Superman.  Nana got hers trying to walk.”  Oops.  True, but maybe not the most encouraging thing to say about my wife.  I got a quick, “Hey, now.”  But Josiah certainly enjoyed it.  His eyes lit up and we even heard one of his patented gut-giggles.  I think all will be well.

Psalms 105:5 says, “Remember the wonders he has done, his miracles, and the judgments he pronounced.”

Father, would you be with Josiah in particular today.  Heal up those scrapes and ease up that headache.  Amen.

Tuesday, October 16, 2018

October 16 – “In Social Security Time Out”


We made attempt number one to begin the process of Chris receiving her social security retirement benefits.  Well, not Medicare yet.  She has to wait a little while longer for that “blessing.”  We went to the “.gov” website and made it to the screens where they ask random questions about credit accounts you may or may not have had back 30 or 40 years ago.  Well, OK, so maybe it was 10 or 20 years ago.  Either way, we apparently gave the wrong answer to one of the questions.  A screen appeared informing us that we were summarily locked out of the system for 24 hours.  Yep.  We have been put in Social Security Time Out for a whole day.  Well, I certainly feel admonished. 

The screen indicated that we could next call the social security hotline and talk to an agent about the situation.  Aaand … that would be after first waiting on hold for 58 minutes (we timed it).  Chris continued washing clothes and cleaning the kitchen.  I dove back into work on the computer.  When the guy finally answered I called out for Chris to hurry in so she could talk to the guy.  First he said, “It sounds like I am on speaker phone where you are.  Do I have permission to speak about these things so that others can hear?”  Interesting request.  Never heard that one before.  Chris assured his it would be fine.  It was “just her husband.”  He got all her pertinent information, and then asked what she was trying to do.  Chris gave him the short version, and he asked specifically about what error the screen had flashed at us.  Fortunately I still had it up on the computer, so we could read it to him.  “Ah, that’s what I was afraid of.”  Not what we wanted to hear.  Seems with that code there was nothing he could do to help us.  The account was completely locked down.  We were truly in Time Out.  Worse, even.  We were suspended.  We were grounded.  He told Chris that her only other option was to go to the local social security office and they could unlock everything and give her the code she needed to set up her “Mysocialsecurity” account.  Wonderful.  The office is in League City.  And when I had to go there (Yep, I had one of those dreaded codes as well), it involved a wait of at least an hour (Enough that Chris had exhausted all the shopping options in the area).  Sigh.  Guess we can wait until this afternoon and try again on line.  Or be forced to drive into Texas.  Aaaarrrgh.

Psalms 105:4 says, “Look to the Lord and his strength; seek his face always.”

Father, help us have the patience to get through this process … again.  Amen.

Monday, October 15, 2018

October 15 – “Meager efforts?”


The numbers are in … and in … and in …

As I described yesterday, we did a fundraiser on Saturday, providing food concessions for the community craft fair.  Proceeds were to go to missions causes.  We had a tremendous turnout of Seasiders to help, and the turnout at the market seemed to be a good one as well.  I didn’t know what our total was, however.  I have that number now.

Let me say up front that I was hoping for around a thousand dollars.  Saturday afternoon’s count placed us at needing just $33 to reach … $1500.  Not so bad, right?

After the event we piled up the leftover cookies and baked goods on the table at church, too tired to deal with them any further.  When we came back to church the next morning, there were a few cookies gone, and $17 was on the table.  Hmm.  Just $16 away from $1500 now.  I planned to announce that during church, both to celebrate and to see if anyone would rise to the challenge to make up the difference.  But before we could get started I noticed a few folks had already added to the box.  Sure enough, we were $2 over.  $1502.

We did celebrate the victory during church, and God apparently spoke to some more folks, because after church, somehow the total came to $1550.  Pretty amazing.

A few of us went to lunch together, and after lunch Cathy approached me in the parking lot with some more news.  $315 more dollars had come in.  And before we got home the figure had risen to $2000.  Umm … God thing?  I would say so.

Philippians 4:19 says, “And my God will supply all your needs according to His riches in glory in Christ Jesus.”

Father, thank you for honoring our meager efforts to glorify you through missions.  Amen.

Sunday, October 14, 2018

October 14 – “Burgers n dogs n missions”


Seaside was once again invited to provide food concessions for the Jamaica Beach Craft market.  Always great to be respected enough to be asked to be involved in a community event.  We served hamburgers and hot dogs.  Oh, and bacon.  Lots of bacon.  I even saw more than a few bacon-laden hotdogs.  One lady refused a bun.  She just piled the bacon on top of her hot dog, added a few squirts of mustard and some relish, and she was good to go.  Ray’s tricked-out barbecue trailer was quite impressive, as was his crew who turned out the burgers and dogs.  Thanks, Ray and Bob and Carlton.

Seasiders came out bedecked in our blue (teal?) Seaside shirts to work in the kitchen and on that portable pit.  Others brought condiments and baked goods.  A few were even vendors in the market.  It was quite an impressive team.  I was really impressed with that kitchen crew.  They stood in the hot kitchen and joyfully served food all day long.  I remember seeing Chris (of course) and Lauren and Cathy and Amber (on her birthday, no less) and Kathy and Dianne and Sharon and Jim and Corey and Janell and Brennan and Suzann and Sam.  I probably missed a few, but thanks to you all.  Ray and Mary Ann got especially creative.  They raffled off two Houston Astros flags.  One of the vendors even got into the act.  He donated one of his carved pelicans to be auctioned off later.  We didn’t charge specific amounts; just accepted donations for missions.  And money-wise we did really well.  Final counts should come in today. 

A lot of other folks stropped me to talk.  Two gentlemen among that batch caught my eye and approached.  They looked really familiar, but I couldn’t come up with a name.  As he shook my hand, one of them simply remarked, “We just wanted to thank you again for baptizing us.  We will never forget it.”  Later, another guy I didn’t know, clad in all things Astro, walked by, so I had to remark on his gear, calling him “my man,” a fellow Astros supporter.  He responded by putting a hand on my shoulder and declaring, “Well, Pastor Kelley is MY man for Easter sunrise services.”  Gotta say, I was speechless.  Didn’t expect that one.

Meanwhile, Chris and I had to leave for a while to go pick up Heidi the Rottschund/dachsweiler from the vet.  After the crazy ridiculous setback she had yesterday, the vet who did the surgeries called and told us she did very well through the night and was in fact “eating like a pig.”  That’s our Heidi.  She seems pleased to be back at home, and as soon as the surgery site heals I for one will be happy to get that silly cone off her head.  I know Chris is breathing a little easier this morning.  OK.  A lot easier …

Psalms 105:3 says, “Glory in his holy name; let the hearts of those who seek the Lord rejoice.”

Father, thank you for the folks who volunteered to help at the park yesterday.  bless then for their contributions of time and energy and … bacon.  Amen.

Saturday, October 13, 2018

October 13 – “The Heidi Tail Tale Continues”


We took Heidi back to the vet yesterday for her one week check of her stump and to replace the dressing.  While waiting in the lobby we met a guy who was holding his 17 year old bulldog.  He was there to put the poor old fellow down.  I was afraid that the meeting with him might be prophetic.

The tech took Heidi back to a room so the vet could give her a quick check.  The tech returned a bit later and asked us to please follow her.  Seems the doc wanted to talk with us.  Uh oh.  We were expecting the worst.  After several very long minutes one of the vets came in with the news.  “We have maggots.”  Wait.  What?  Yep.  The small portion of the tail that remained was not healing at all.  The only recourse was to cut off more – well, ALL of her tail.  The only other option was to go ahead and have her put down.  But the vet kept commenting on how much energy she has.  So we left her with them for tail surgery – again, not sure what other bad news we might encounter later in the day. 

The vet called us back while we were in Sam’s.  He said he has never seen an old dog like this with such … amazing blood work (From the way he talked, I’m thinking of swapping some of hers for mine next time I need a blood test).  He said the surgery consisted of the same kind of tail clipping that they do to rottweilers.  But she did really well in surgery.  She would have to wear the cone for ten days, but there was nothing left for her to chew on anyway.  We could pick her up later in the day.

When the time came we went on down to get her.  The tech explained the discharge orders to us, got our signature, and went to bring out Heidi.  I took her in my arms, and … (nothing romantic here) she started bleeding like a stuck pig from the surgery site.  They hustled her back into the room where the vet was cleaning up for the day.  It took a while, but the vet on duty finally came out to talk to us.  The bleeding was stopped.  Apparently her blood pressure shot up when she was being transferred from the tech to me and a pool of blood under the skin kind of exploded.  He didn’t think there was anything serious, but he wanted to keep her overnight so they can keep an eye on her. 

So.  We haven’t heard any more yet, but for the time being we now have a rottweiler/dachshund.  A Rottschund?  A Dachsweiler?

Psalms 105:1-2 says, “Give thanks to the Lord, call on his name; make known among the nations what he has done.  Sing to him, sing praise to him; tell of all his wonderful acts.”

Father, be with that vet and his staff.  Thank you for the care they give to pups and such.  Amen.

Friday, October 12, 2018

October 12 – “Just do it”


I went to the dentist.  For a major change I was actually excited to go.  Why?  Because my new Medicare Part C insurance has dental coverage included.  Well, it has it up until the end of the year.  Then that dental coverage changes to a health club membership or something like that.  I proudly presented the card to the desk clerk.  And she proudly told me that they didn’t accept any insurance that was remotely related to Medicare.  Crash and burn.  I was crushed.  At first I told her to just cancel the appointment, but after a few moments talking to Chris from the car, I went back in.  I ended up having to pay cash.  I did get a 10% discount because I did, but I still didn’t have that kind of money with me.  Kindly, they agreed to bill me for the difference.  They will get their money.  I also found out that the dreaded crown that has been hanging over my head the last few visits (well, I guess hanging inside my head would be more accurate) doesn’t have to happen.  This time she told me that I just need to be careful until the tooth breaks again.  At that point she will just pull the tooth and be done with it.  Apparently that particular one is only used 30% of the time anyway.  And besides, it’s way cheaper that way.  Yesterday … I liked my dentist.

And then I went in for my doctor’s appointment.  Well it was my appointment, too.  Why do we say it that way, anyway?  Anyway, this one was officially a “yearly checkup” that the new insurance (which they did accept) insisted that I go get.  I think it was supposed to be a free visit, but they charged me $15 anyway.  That was so much less than I was used to, though, I was happy to pay it.  They even will take complete charge of having my medications shipped directly to my house.  That will be helpful.  I did get the “65” treatment.  In fact, they brought in a three ring binder notebook with fifteen or twenty pages of questions for me to fill out.  Each page was laminated, so I was issued an erasable marker and told to get going.  The questions were the typical ones – “Are you depressed?”  “Have you thought about how you might kill yourself this week?”  You know, simple things like that.  Oh, they did ask a few medical questions as well.  I was most impressed with the fact that they used large print.  Very large print.  I think the whole thing could have been done in two or three pages, but you know how it gets “when you reach a certain age.” 

I met the new nurse practitioner.  Wendi.  Interesting spelling, but I really liked her.  She sat down and took her time with me.   I apparently passed the basic tests with flying colors.  They are supposed to notify me about results of the blood tests they took.  Wendi did recommend I get three shots.  Flu, Pneumonia, and Shingles.  I agreed to talk it over with my wife.  She recommended I get them at the pharmacy anyway.  Apparently the shingles one isn’t covered by Medicare, and it is considerably cheaper at the pharmacy.  Did I mention that I like this Wendi? 

The doc came in and said they had discussed trying some new approaches with my medications, but wanted to wait until I found out for sure what was going to happen with my knee.  She said they have been doing the acid injection for years, but have found that it really only works when you still have some cartilage for it to stick to.  Bone on bone … not so much.  She was rather adamant, “You need to go ahead and get a knee replacement.”  Just do it.  Kind of Nike-ish, don’t you think?  Blunt.  I do appreciate her not beating around the bush, though.  One of the reasons I like my doctor, too.  So, now I look forward to the orthopedic appointment in two weeks to talk about replacement parts for lower extremities.  Here we go …

Psalms 104:33-34 says, “I will sing to the Lord all my life; I will sing praise to my God as long as I live.  May my meditation be pleasing to him, as I rejoice in the Lord.”

Father, thank you for medical people I trust (beyond my wife, of course).  Amen.