Saturday, December 12, 2015

December 12 – “Kaput”

Not much time this morning.  It’s 5:30 a.m. and we are about to head out to the church for our Bethlehem Market Craft Fair.  Cailyn spent the night with us, and she is already up and at ‘em. 

I did want to reveal to the world that I have officially reached the milestone that many have achieved before me.  My cell  phone died.  Not just feels bad, mind you.  The thing is dead.  The twenty-something girl at the AT&T store couldn’t even get it to take a charge.  I don’t know.  Maybe she was too old.  Either way, it is gone.  Kaput. 

And I am now the befuddled owner of one of those iPhone 6s machines.  It recognizes my fingerprint, so I don’t have to type in the entry code.  It has a better quality camera.  It has a stronger screen.  It knows when I am sleeping and it knows when I’m awake.  It knows when I’ve been bad or good.  Oh, for goodness sake.  I’m carrying around Santa Claus in my pocket.

1 Peter 1:21 says, “Through him you believe in God, who raised him from the dead and glorified him, and so your faith and hope are in God.”

Father, please use this event today for your glory.  Amen.


Friday, December 11, 2015

December 11 – “Detail Doings”

Ah.  The Saga of the Comcast Cable Installation is finally at an end.  We do have our modem installed at the church.  It does provide a pretty strong wireless signal.  It should work just fine for the Bethlehem Market tomorrow … and beyond.  But the experience was not without its rocky moments.

Without going through the myriad of tumultuous telephone calls that led up to this, the tech was finally supposed to be there at 9 a.m. yesterday.  I was assured time and time again that he would be there.  The guy that does the assigning of techs to their daily responsibilities promised that he would have a tech there even if he had to reassign someone.  Methinks thou dost protest overmuch.

And as of 9 a.m. there was no sign of a tech.  I waited until 9:30 before calling.  Went straight to voice mail.  So I called the fellow from the other day who was so helpful (the only one who was really helpful).  He was quite surprised that I was told someone would be there at 9, since he was in the building with the techs, and they were all at a meeting in the room right in front of him.  He grabbed someone nearby and asked them to check out my situation.  They found the work order right away.  It was scheduled for December 15th, three days after the market.  I explained that that would not work, and my buddy on the inside agreed with me.  He had promised the installation would take place, and he was determined to make it happen.  “Dana will call you in 30 minutes with a time for the tech to arrive.”  Right.

I waited an hour before calling him back.  This time he reacted with a bit more rage than ever before.  “They were supposed to call you, and obviously they did not.  You will get a call in the next few minutes.”  And guess what?  I got a call in the next few minutes.  The tech was just leaving Kemah on his way, at least 30 minutes away.  So the 9 a.m. appointment suddenly became an 11:30 one.  Fortunately Chris and I were working on posters and give-away bags for the market, so we weren’t bored by any means. 

The guy finally arrived and once I communicated what we needed, he set to work.  It took him until almost 5:00, but he got us up and running.  We had just enough time to race home, do a cursory cleaning of the house, grab showers and set up for Home Group.  Phew.  And to think today’s docket promises to be just as full and “exciting.” Gotta love those last minute detail doings.

1 Peter 1:18-19 says, “For you know that it was not with perishable things such as silver or gold that you were redeemed from the empty way of life handed down to you from your forefathers, but with the precious blood of Christ, a lamb without blemish or defect.”


Father, thank you for the wonders of technology.  They can really be frustrating at times.  It’s hard to connect with that world, but the results are amazing.  Kind of like connecting with the spiritual world – with you.  Amazing.  Amen.

Thursday, December 10, 2015

December 10 – “Which is farther?”

For those who missed my sharing of his Dad’s post, here is a reposting of a brief interchange Kel had with his five year old son Josiah the other night:

Josiah (Always the incredibly affectionate little kid): “Dad, which is farther away, heaven or hell?”

Kel (Ever the consummate theologian.  He insists he had an idea where this might be going, but couldn’t think fast enough to handle it any other way.  So he reverted back to his theological roots for what was actually the “perfect” answer.  Mom was later heard to say, “It’s kind of a glass-half-full or half-empty concept, isn’t it?  We are pretty close to Heaven and hell both, depending on our spiritual status.”  Sigh.  It must be tough having a couple of Dietrich Bonhoeffer’s for parents): “Hard to say, but heaven is probably a bit closer for those who love Jesus.”

Josiah (Re-calling Kel from his theological heights): “Oh, OK. Dad, I love you to hell and back.”

There is some incredible spiritual imagery involved there.  Maybe even some of which Dante missed the first time around.  But personally, I can’t think of an expression of love that could top that one.  Apparently neither could God.   I love you … to hell and back.

1 Peter 1:14-16 says, “As obedient children, do not conform to the evil desires you had when you lived in ignorance.  But just as he who called you is holy, so be holy in all you do; for it is written: ‘Be holy, because I am holy.’”


Father, thank you for regaling us with such deep wisdom from the mouth of one so young … yet again.  Amen.

Wednesday, December 9, 2015

December 9 – “Comcast Land”

So … Comcast.  Chris and I went up to the church on Monday to meet them for our appointment to install a new modem for the church so we can have effective internet service in both buildings.  We had some things to do to get ready for The Bethlehem Market Craft Fair on Saturday, so then “window of arrival” time they gave us shouldn’t have been any problem.  We were scheduled originally from 10 to noon.  The recorded message (the one that placed us in the Federated States of Micronesia) changed that time to 11 to 1.  We had to pick up Cailyn from school at 3, so that was still not a problem at all.  Easy enough, right?  (Insert smirk here)

At 12:58, just two minutes before the deadline’s end, I received a call from the dispatcher that they would be there in 15 or 20 minutes.  They had just left a job in  Friendswood.  Fair enough.  At least they called.  And we were in Micronesia, after all.  15 minutes went by.  20 minutes went by.  Chris went to Subway and brought us back some sandwiches.  30 minutes.  40 minutes.  Finally, at 2:15 I called them back.  The dispatcher (or whoever it was that I was talking to) was nice enough, and seemed genuinely surprised that the technician wasn’t there yet.  He assured me he would call him right away and see what was going on, and then call me right back. 

I guess “right back” means something different in Comcast Land.  At 2:38 I called back again.  This time he seemed flustered for some reason.  He managed to get out, “Oh, he’s just getting ready to call you.”  Of course he is.  That was a bit more than we had time to deal with.  I told the guy that we had to leave and the next time I would be available to meet him would be Thursday morning at 9 a.m.  I told him I would expect the technician to be there, since way back when we originally scheduled this house call I told them we had to have it done by this weekend.  He stumbled around with that.  At first he said, “I can’t say for sure he can be there at that time.  I have to call …”  I calmly replied, “Take care of it.  Thursday at 9 a.m.”  Again with the stumbling and stuttering around, before he came out with, “Well, I can assign the techs to go wherever I say, so I’ll just assign someone to be there on Thursday at 9 a.m.”  I told him that would be fine and I would be expecting a follow-up call to confirm the appointment.  And guess what? At 2:49 that call came in.  If we didn’t need the internet connection so badly for this weekend, it would be really tempting to call at the last minute and reschedule.  Just for fun. 

1 Peter 1:13 says, “Therefore, prepare your minds for action; be self-controlled; set your hope fully on the grace to be given you when Jesus Christ is revealed.”


Father, I know there are always circumstances going on in people’s lives that we don’t know about.  Help me to respond to the circumstances in my life with your eyes and ears … and your heart.  Amen.

Tuesday, December 8, 2015

December 8 – “Lights on the Water”

We took advantage of a very special treat last night.  The Galveston Baptist Association treated the local pastors and their wives to a free dinner cruise aboard the Colonel Paddlewheel Boat that operates out of Moody Gardens.  It’s one of those quaint tourist attractions that we just have never tried before.  The boat leaves the Moody Gardens dock and makes a circle around Offats Bayou.  Or in our case I think it made two or three circles.  We were on board for around three hours. 

The ride itself was fine, as boat rides go.  It was big enough that you really couldn’t even tell you were moving unless you looked out the window (unlike the ferry ride to Bolivar).  Of course for some folks, that was not the best option.  Chris had a little bit of trouble, and at least one of the other wives spent most of the journey with her head down, staring at the table.  The sensation of movement from the lights on shore made her dizzy and a bit seasick.  Chris didn’t get sick, though.  Just dizzy a time or two.  She’s a trooper.  And speaking of lights, that was absolutely the way to see the Christmas Festival of Lights over at Moody Gardens.  Ordinarily you have to walk a little over a mile through their midst (and that is still an impressive way to do it).  But to be able to sit in comfort, or walk around on deck hand in hand with the one you love, and have the boat take you by the lights with their reflections bouncing off the water, was really a memorable experience.  Honestly, though, without the lights, once around the bayou would be plenty, just to say you have done it.

The dinner was catered by Joe’s Barbeque out of Alvin.  The brisket didn’t have a whole lot of flavor, but the smoked turkey was some of the best I have ever eaten.  And it came with sides of beans and potato salad and coleslaw and a slab of cake for dessert, so there was plenty of food.  The first two entertainers the organizers contacted couldn’t come, so we were regaled by the third stringer (his words, not mine).  He was a local worship pastor.  He sang really well, and his backups (an uncle on piano and his son on bass) complemented him really well.  Most of his fare was Christmas song oriented, as expected, but one of my favorite segments came when he sang as an Elvis impersonator (He did Elvis way better than he did Burl Ives.  Oh, and the fake hair and sideburns made it work).  As goofy as that one was, though, it wasn’t my favorite.  No, no.  That came when he donned a sock puppet.  Yep.  Sock puppet with a hole in its face.  And that hole was the source of a few “holey” jokes and puns.  The puppet didn’t stick around long, and I for one hated to see him go.  Maybe I can get him to come preach at Seaside sometime …

1 Peter 1:3-5 says, “Praise be to the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ! In his great mercy he has given us new birth into a living hope through the resurrection of Jesus Christ from the dead, and into an inheritance that can never perish, spoil or fade — kept in heaven for you, who through faith are shielded by God's power until the coming of the salvation that is ready to be revealed in the last time.”


Father, thank you for the simple beauty of a light’s reflection on the water.  Amen.

Monday, December 7, 2015

December 7 – “Happy birthday, Jay!

Happy birthday to my “much older” brother Jay today.  Born on the anniversary of the day Pearl Harbor was bombed and the U.S. entered World War II.  Quite the distinction.  In his honor I mentioned him in the teaching at church yesterday.  The theme of the day was “Peace” in recognition of the second Sunday in Advent (the church year season leading up to Christmas).  The story went something like this:

My mother tells the story, though I certainly don’t remember it, about me as a young, innocent child.  It seems I enjoyed waking up in the morning.  I still do.  There’s just something about knowing that I made it one more day that excites me.  Anyway, she says that as a kid, I enjoyed waking up so much that I wanted everyone else to enjoy it as well.  So I “encouraged” those around me – particularly my older brother who didn’t particularly like mornings – to join me in my early morning revelry.  I would sing, or recite the poems my brother was supposed to be memorizing for school (now that was something he said was quite annoying, but I’m sure I was just trying to be helpful), or more recently in life I would simply brush my teeth (I still don’t understand why Chris says I do that “loudly”).  As far as I was concerned, life was good, and I was going to celebrate it.  But not so much for my older brother.  He would get madder and madder until finally he exploded (to my utter surprise and chagrin, of course).  “Mom!  Make Kelley shut up!  I need some peace and quiet!”
The point was that true Peace is not necessarily the absence of activity or noise.  According to the Bible there’s more to it than that.

So, hey, Big Brother ... thanks for being the source for a perfect sermon illustration.  Have a great birthday!

Philippians 4:6-7 says - Do not be anxious about anything, but in everything, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God.  And the peace of God, which transcends all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus.


Father, give Jay a really great day today.  Amen.

Sunday, December 6, 2015

December 6 – “Almost grown”

We went into Texas yesterday to attend the birthday party of our oldest grandson, Jachin.  Twelve years old.  Almost a teenager, with all the angst and aches and pains that come with it.  To her surprise, and perhaps chagrin, he didn’t want one of his Mom’s signature themed parties this year.  Oh, it’s not that he doesn’t like Star Wars (his room is covered with paraphernalia) or Legos (again, he has plenty of those) or Starlanders or Minecraft or Mario Smash Brothers or any of a dozen other video games, for that matter.  It’s just … aw, come on, Mom, he is twelve years old now.  He’s pretty much a grownup, right? 

His other grandfather got into the spirit of the evening.  See, Art always creates one of those little pin-on buttons for everyone to wear (well, truth be told, it’s usually just parents and grandparents who end up actually keeping them on).  But they are always coordinated with the theme of the party – Star Wars or GI Joe or whatever else they have come up with.  Here’s the text of this year’s black and white button.  You’ll have to picture it inside the circle of the button:
Jachin’s
12th
birthday
PARTY
* No Theme
* Dessert
* Pizza
* Video Games
2015
There it is.  Simple.  Straightforward.  Jachin still got a birthday button – just without the frills. 

Now don’t get me wrong.  He had a plan for the evening.  For the first hour he and the few friends he invited over played outside.  Hide and seek I think.  That one never grows old, and one never grows too old to play it.  When the pizza delivery man arrived, the next step was supper.  That was followed in short order by the first round of video games.  Finally it was time for dessert.  Ice cream and brownies with candles on top and the Happy Birthday Song.  Choice of ice cream?  Blue Bell or J.J. Watts H.E.B. Special (the one his Mom invented).  Again, some things you never outgrow.  Round two of video games quickly resumed, and his Mom had to interrupt them to have Jachin open up his presents.  After that brief but admittedly welcome interlude, round three of the arcade opened up.  We didn’t stay long after that.  8:30 was rapidly approaching.  Isn’t that someone’s bedtime?  Ooo.  Ooo.  Pick me.  Pick me.

James 5:19-20 says, “My brothers, if one of you should wander from the truth and someone should bring him back, remember this: Whoever turns a sinner from the error of his way will save him from death and cover over a multitude of sins.”


Father, thank you for birthdays and the parties they inspire.  You just can’t beat seeing a youngster smile, whatever his age is.  Amen.